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Name: Adrian
Country: United States
State: Florida
Metro: Panama City
Birthday: 12/4/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: I like skateboarding, playing World of Warcraft (my characters name is Adrianv on Thunderhorn), and playing my guitar. I also like to listen to musik depending on what mood i'm in or what i'm doing.
Expertise: I write poetry and draw, but i excel in computer crap so yeah.................
Occupation: Computer related
Industry: Engineering
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
Yahoo:  Tenchi_assassin
Member Since:
9/20/2005
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| Hello all and to all a good evening! Sorry it's been a while since the last time i wrote in here. Thought you all would enjoy these little tidbits though...
Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front
leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in
battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person
died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Indenpendence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August
2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making
the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight,
sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer
and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called
the honey month . which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your
whistle" is the phrase inspired
by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow
K all. Just thought you should know that. Take care and buh-bye.
Love,
Adrian Vuittonet | | |
| A BIG STEP IN MY LIFE...Hello starshines. The earth says hello. GOOD NEWS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT. Really only one super duper awesome thing happening in my life. I'm getting married to a girl i love. I know, i am so happy. anywho take care everyone.
Love,
Adrian Vuittonet | | |
| Hello everyone. How is everyone doing this fine Saturday morning? I could be better but doing fine for now. Just got back from Indy. Fun, Fun. Had a great conversation with my ex, and now in kind of a bad mood. Sorry Racheal, i lost your phone number but now i've got it again so i will give you a call. Speaking of Racheal went out to hang out with her, and had a poop load of fun. Good times and furniture shopping. Also for her, ( vroom ). Anywho all take care and wuv woo all. Oh yeah here is a song. I know it's been a while since i've posted music, but....... yeah. Here you go
Adam Sandler- Somebody Kill Me
Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song
I was listening to the Cure a lot.
[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.
But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.
Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
[Spoken]
[Kid:] You're going to the mental institution
K everyone take care. Love you all.
Love,
Adrian Vuittonet | | |
| Hello all! How is everyone out in the world doing this fine Saturday morning? I know 6 p.m. but i just woke up a bit ago so it's still morning to me. Sara left me a bit earlier than planned so yeah, i made a mistake and honestly should have never started dating her again. I know Mark and Joni you were right. Me sorry... :, (. So yeah,,,,,, me single again and looking. Things have been going good at Emily's house. Treated well here. No complaints, also the people i live with at the house are doing good. Theres Melina who is one of the only people i understand, and she is a great person. She also doesn't realize that she is okay, so yeah. Emily, a good friend of mine and an ex of mine who i consider a true friend. Her and her family have always been there for me and i doubt they will ever stop. Than of course sara, the only girl i've ever met who could break my heart. She has changed a lot but still basically the same. Anywho i haven't really been listening to music but i've been reading. I might be working at Taco Bell or Penguin Point. Okay everyone love you all and take care.
Love,
Adrian Vuittonet | | |
| Hello everyone. Sorry i haven't written in my xanga in a while. My uncle passed away last weekend. It was a very unfortunate event. Everyone received a small piece of paper that includes his photo and a good message. This is what it says:
To My Loved Ones
When I am gone, release me, let me go. I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears; Be happy that we had so many years.
I gave you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it's time to travel on alone.
So, grieve a while for me, if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted by trust. It's only for a while that we must part, So bless the memories within your heart.
I won't be far away, for life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see or touch me, I'll be near. And if you listen with your heart, you will hear all of my love around you soft, and clear.
And then, when you must come this way alone, I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home".
Anyway im going to cut this one short because I have a long bus ride ahead of me. In 4 and a half hours I will be on my way to Indiana. K here is what I have been listening to.
Avenue Q
The internet is for porn
KATE :
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn
KATE :
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE :
For porn
KATE:
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE:
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn,
KATE:
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE:
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE:
Oh hello kate monster
KATE:
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE:
Me no talkie
KATE:
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE:
For por—oops, sorry
KATE:
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE:
For ---
KATE:
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!
Kate:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Noooo
TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!
KATE:
Trekkie
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?
KATE:
What?!
TREKKIE:
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE:
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON :
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB:
That’s correct.
KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN:
Sure!
KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY:
Yes I do!
KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON:
True!
TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON :
. .yeah
KATE :
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Grab your dick and double click
KATE:
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE:
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME :
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL:
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE :
YEAH!
It's from a musical if you ever see them they are great. K everyone take care.
Love,
Adrian Vuittonet | | |
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