Lonesome_Ranger's Xanga

Friday, July 21, 2006

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:54:29 GMT

Hello all and to all a good evening! Sorry it's been a while since the last time i wrote in here. Thought you all would enjoy these little tidbits though...

Info.

Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400
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The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:

Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front
leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in
battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person
died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Indenpendence on July 4th,
John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August
2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by
ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making
the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight,
sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer
and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called
the honey month . which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."

It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a
refill, they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your
whistle" is the phrase inspired
by this practice.
~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~

At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

K all. Just thought you should know that. Take care and buh-bye.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

A BIG STEP IN MY LIFE...

Sun, 19 Mar 2006 20:53:25 GMT

Hello starshines. The earth says hello. GOOD NEWS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT. Really only one super duper awesome thing happening in my life. I'm getting married to a girl i love. I know, i am so happy. anywho take care everyone.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Sat, 04 Mar 2006 15:17:13 GMT

Hello everyone. How is everyone doing this fine Saturday morning? I could be better but doing fine for now. Just got back from Indy. Fun, Fun. Had a great conversation with my ex, and now in kind of a bad mood. Sorry Racheal, i lost your phone number but now i've got it again so i will give you a call. Speaking of Racheal went out to hang out with her, and had a poop load of fun. Good times and furniture shopping. Also for her, ( vroom ). Anywho all take care and wuv woo all. Oh yeah here is a song. I know it's been a while since i've posted music, but....... yeah. Here you go

Adam Sandler- Somebody Kill Me

Spoken]
Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song
I was listening to the Cure a lot.

[Sung]
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're around I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know that you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when I think of you and I,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

[Spoken]
[Kid:] You're going to the mental institution

K everyone take care. Love you all.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Sat, 18 Feb 2006 22:18:13 GMT

Hello all! How is everyone out in the world doing this fine Saturday morning? I know 6 p.m. but i just woke up a bit ago so it's still morning to me. Sara left me a bit earlier than planned so yeah, i made a mistake and honestly should have never started dating her again. I know Mark and Joni you were right. Me sorry... :, (. So yeah,,,,,, me single again and looking. Things have been going good at Emily's house. Treated well here. No complaints, also the people i live with at the house are doing good. Theres Melina who is one of the only people i understand, and she is a great person. She also doesn't realize that she is okay, so yeah. Emily, a good friend of mine and an ex of mine who i consider a true friend. Her and her family have always been there for me and i doubt they will ever stop. Than of course sara, the only girl i've ever met who could break my heart. She has changed a lot but still basically the same. Anywho i haven't really been listening to music but i've been reading. I might be working at Taco Bell or Penguin Point. Okay everyone love you all and take care.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:40:47 GMT

Hello everyone. Sorry i haven't written in my xanga in a while. My uncle passed away last weekend. It was a very unfortunate event. Everyone received a small piece of paper that includes his photo and a good message. This is what it says:

To My Loved Ones

When I am gone, release me, let me go. I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears; Be happy that we had so many years.

I gave you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it's time to travel on alone.

So, grieve a while for me, if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted by trust. It's only for a while that we must part, So bless the memories within your heart.

I won't be far away, for life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see or touch me, I'll be near. And if you listen with your heart, you will hear all of my love around you soft, and clear.

And then, when you must come this way alone, I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home".

Anyway im going to cut this one short because I have a long bus ride ahead of me. In 4 and a half hours I will be on my way to Indiana. K here is what I have been listening to.

Avenue Q

The internet is for porn

KATE :
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn
KATE :
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE :
For porn
KATE:
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE:
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
Trekkie!

TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn,
KATE:
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE:
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE:
Oh hello kate monster
KATE:
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE:
Me no talkie
KATE:
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE:
For por—oops, sorry
KATE:
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE:
For ---
KATE:
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!

Kate:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Noooo
TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!
KATE:
Trekkie
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?
KATE:
What?!
TREKKIE:
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE:
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON :
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB:
That’s correct.

KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN:
Sure!

KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY:
Yes I do!

KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON:
True!

TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON :
. .yeah

KATE :
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Grab your dick and double click
KATE:
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS :
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE:
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME :
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL:
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE :
YEAH!

It's from a musical if you ever see them they are great. K everyone take care.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:50:34 GMT

hello all. Not a whole lot to report in here. 9 more days left. Really, really, really sleepy. Getting ready to hit the hay. anywho here is what i have been listening to for the day:

Aqua

Cartoon Heroes

We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

It's all an orchestra of strings
Doin' unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

We learned to run at speed of light
And to fall down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

And all the worlds of craziness
A bunch of stars that's chasing us
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

You think we're so mysterious
Don't take us all too serious
Be original, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
Toon - Toon
Town - Town
Party

And on that note, me sleep now. Take care all.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:14:10 GMT

Hello everyone. So how has everyone been doing? Good to hear. My time in Florida is growing short and i will miss certain aspects here. I had some good times, faught my battles, slain thy demons, and all that jazz. I mostly going to miss my brother though. Being here was just like old times only with liqour. Anywho not a whole lot to talk about today. I finally accomplished something that i started back when i was 9. I finally beat Chrono Trigger for Super Nintendo!!!! I know im awesome............K right now most of you out there are probably thinking im really lame at the moment, but it was hard...........and i played it for 23 hours non-stop and finally beat it. I formatted a version of the song to the comp and attempted to hook it up to my xanga site, not to sure if all of you can hear it, but i hope so. For those of you who can here it, that is the song at the rolling credits. K here is what i have been listening to today :

Akira Yamaoka

Room of Angel

You lie silent there before me
Your tears mean nothing to me now
The wind owling at the window
The Love you never gave
I give to you

Really don't deserve it
But now there's nothing you can do
So sleep in your only memory of me
My dearest mother

Here's a lullaby to close your eyes goodbye
It was alwyas you that I despised
I don't feel enough for you to cry oh well
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes goodbye
Goodbye . . .
Goodbye . . .

So insignificant sleeping dormant deep inside of me
Are you hiding away lost
Under the sewers Maybe flying high in the clouds
Perhaps you're happy without me
So many seeds have been sown in the field
And who could sprout up so blessedly. If I had died
I would have never felt sad at all
You will not hear me say I'm sorry
Where is the light I wonder if it's weeping somewhere

Here's a lullaby to close your eyes goodbye
It was alwyas you that I despised
I don't feel enough for you to cry oh well
Here's a lullaby to close your eyes goodbye
Goodbye . . .
Goodbye . . .

K everyone I'm off to catch some sleep and dream the sweet dreams of victory. Oh and this is for Kevin RABBITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He'll know. K everyone take care.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:33:04 GMT

Hello Everyone. I will be coming back in a short time, and hope everyones ready to put up with me again : ). Sorry i haven't posted in a while, our computer processer fried here about 5 days ago and we just got a new comp. Still kind of getting used to it. The keyboard is all shiney and new and the buttons are hard to push sometimes. But HOOHAW i am stronger than the keys so take that keyboard. Sorry moment of pride. Anywho, i look forward to seeing all of you, and trust me i can't stress that enough. The main reason i want to go back to warsaw is because there are so many people who care about me there. That and T-N-T. I will also be bringing home an X-Box and i will have DDR and 2 dancepads on that so you know what that means. Everyone work out them thighs Adrian's coming back ( don't make that sound dirty, you naughty naughty children ). K here is what i have been listening to for the day

Fall Back Down

Don't worry about me, I'm gonna make it alright
Got my enemies crossed out in my sight
I take a bad situation gonna make it right
In the shadows of darkness I stand in the light

You see it's our style to keep it true
I've had a bad year, a lot to go through
I've been knocked out, beat down, black and blue
She's not the one coming back for you
She's not the one coming back for you

If I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again
If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend
[x2]

It takes disaster to learn a lesson
You're gonna make it through the darkest night
Some people betray one and cause treason
We're gonna make everything alright

Well the worst of times, now, they don't phase me
Even if I look and act really crazy
I went way down, she betrayed me
Now my vision is no longer hazy

I'm very lucky to have my crew
They stood by me when she flew
I've been knocked out, beat down, black and blue
She's not the one coming back for you
She's not the one coming back for you

If I fall back down, you're gonna help me back up again
If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend
[x4]

Okay everyone, farewell for now and take care of yourselves.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

P.S. To Oh_Mother_May_I it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Monday, January 09, 2006

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 16:47:31 GMT

Hello all. 24ish more days until this cool Kat is back in that Hip shaken tawn of Warsaw. Yeah lol. Anywho hope to see all of you again. And if i don't leave a memo and ill be sure to get back to you. I salute all who have helped me in this time of absence. Anywho this is what i have been listening to today.

A-Ha

Take on me

We're talking away
I don't know what
I'm to say I'll say it anyway
Today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for your love, OK?

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

So needless to say
I'm odds and ends
But that's me stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is OK.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

Oh the things that you say
Is it life or
Just a play my worries away
You're all the things I've got to
remember
You're shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway

Take on me, take me on
I'll be gone
In a day or two

Yup the 80's rocked the worlds socks musically. : ). Anywho all take care and looking forward to being back.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet

P.S. I painted each letter manually so i hope it makes the vibrant experience of the 80's more enjoyable

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:21:43 GMT

Hello everyone. K i found out some news about me coming to Warsaw. I will officially be back the 2nd of February so everyone put on a smile and be ready to have me back (whether you like it or not). I will be living at Emily Decks mom's house for roughly 2-3 months than get a cheap apartment of my own. After a couple of months i will most likely be looking for a responsible roomie, so yup. I am really looking forward to seeing all of your faces again. And will be handing out free hugs. I am a bit worried about living on my own. Scary scary scary stuff. Anywho this is what i have been listening to today:

Billy Joel : We Didn't Start the Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye

Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Maciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dancron
Dien Bien Phu Falls, Rock Around the Clock

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge On The River Kwai

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkwether, Homicide, Children of Thalidomide
Buddy Holly, Ben Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia
Hula Hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichman, Stranger in a Strange Land
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion

Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British Politician sex
J.F.K. blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless Vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

K everyone im off to bed. I haven't had much sleep in a while due to a lot of poop on my mind. Everyone take care and have a great night.

Love,

Adrian Vuittonet